Britney Spears is just your average mom

Britney, looking very much a mother in the making. A very ordinary mother indeed.




Britney Spears took her kids to see Shrek the Musical last night and looked relatively low key. For Britney Spears. Though I have no idea why she's wearing glasses one second then not wearing them next. Except I do and it's because her meds wore off. GET OUT OF THE CITY!

Britney Spears Fans Kicked Out for Provocative Dancing

Fans at Britney Spears’ Madison Square Garden show Tuesday were ejected by security for dancing too provocatively. Wait a minute there seems to be a double standard here. Meanwhile, Britney is onstage gyrating halfnaked and singing ‘Get Naked.’ That’s too funny.

One of those yanked by guards, Sandra Ion, a Dramatics hair salon manager, said: “I guess there had been a complaint from someone in our section that our dancing was too risque. Meanwhile, Britney is onstage gyrating half-naked and singing ‘Get Naked.’ It was totally ridiculous. They should have just moved whoever complained instead of all of us.” Ion says that guards forced her and her pals, including Amanda Lapore’s stylist Harliquin, to miss three songs, and Garden management refused to reimburse them. A rep for the Garden did not return a call for comment.

Britney Spears And Russell Brand to co-host MTV Music Awards again

Russell Brand is going to host another year of the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards. To celebrate this, he taped another promotion video with Britney Spears, much in the same vein as last year when the two of them did a commercial advertising the awards together.

Last year, they sat in a room together and Britney pretended not to know Russell’s last name. He knocked off her mistake by saying it would soon be her surname: Britney Brand.

This year, Britney is lounging at poolside in a white bikini and Brand is reading the paper in what looks like an condo. The two have thoughts about each other and can read each other’s thinking.

On the one hand, it’s refreshing to see Britney is a sex symbol again as Brand chants, “Sleep With Me Britney.” She can always count on MTV to get her back on track. Check out the videos below.

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Britney Still in Love With Adnan Ghalib?

Britney Spears is still in love with Adnan Ghalib and so it seemed. Now if that doesn’t sound like something spun from Adnan’s PR camp, I don’t know what is. “Sources” are claiming Britney is still in love with the trouble maker and that her relationship with Jason Trawick is only a cover.

Jamie Spears has crafted this clever story to make it look like Britney and Jasonare an item, while really not. Britney would be withAdnan if she had her choice. From FOX News:

According to a very close insider, Spears is still madly in love with paparazzo Adnan Ghalib, who she dated for a few months at the beginning of last year during her darkest days.

Our source also confirmed speculation that she’s dating her 37-year-old William Morris agent, Jason Trawick, although it seems her dad is the one most involved in the romance.

“Jamie is really, really pushing the relationship with Jason, he thinks he’s a really good influence on Britney,” added our source. “And the last thing he wants is Britney going back to Adnan. She would if she could.”

I don’t see what the attraction was then, I don’t know what it could possibly be about now. Adnan is still with his wife, so obviously he doesn’t feel the same way. Do you think these rumors are really true about how Britney feels?

Britney Spears in Pink Bikini in Marina del Rey

Britney Spears was last linked agent Jason Trawick and looks like that's over. Reports are that he's the one who ended the relationship; however, there are also reports that there never really was a relationship but just people talking and believing whatever they heard.


According to worldofbritney.com, which is nothing but a compilation of Spears' news and rumors, Britney Spears’ biographer Steve Dennis claims the singer is not romantically involved with her agent Jason Trawick.

Steve, who wrote ‘Britney: Inside The Dream,’ allegedly spoke to 37-year-old Jason’s colleagues at the William Morris Agency (after the Endeavor merger, will be know as WME2) in LA. “A person at William Morris who knows Jason told me, ‘Of course, it’s not true.’ And I think there is mild amusement that this ‘relationship’ story has grown legs, let alone been taken seriously.”

He said: “It’s not the first time he’s been linked with her. What’s surprising second time around is that everyone seems to have swallowed it hook, line and sinker.”

Brit braless again - looks like a crazy homeless person

Britney Spears is no stranger to the flash of the cameras, and while we’ve seen most every stretched, redneck inch of the girl, we still get a little shimmer of excitement at her succulent sideboob.

Forget for a second that her weave looks like it just went through a washing machine full of dead rats. Forget for a second that she’s freaking insane. Let’s just drift down memory lane, back to a time when we all questioned if she was still a virgin or n- … okay we can’t do it either.

Britney's Sons have Foul Mouths

Britney Spears’ sons Sean and Jayden have potty mouths, according to Gatecrasher. Apparently, Britney brought her boys to the “swag suite” in Los Angeles last week, and her boys decided to run around shouting “Oh sh-t!” Gee, I wonder where they got it? Seriously, where? From Kevin or from Britney? It sounds more like Kevin to me. Britney’s cussing is more of a “my p-ssy is hangin’ out, y’all!” variety.

Britney Spears’ tots have definitely hit the terrible twos and threes, if their language is any indication.


While the singer picked up goodies at a swag suite in L.A. last week, Sean Preston, 3, and Jayden James, 2, shocked guests by repeatedly yelling, “Oh sh-t!”

“We were all surprised by their potty mouths, but it was actually pretty funny,” one onlooker acknowledged.

How did Britney respond to her sons’ antics?

Said the source: “She was too busy picking out freebies to chastise the boys for misbehaving.”

Britney Showing Her Jelly Rolls on her hip

Back to her trademark blonde locks, Britney Spears was seen preparing for a photoshoot in LA yesterday (August 6). For a some, unfathomable reason, the photographers chose to have her pose in a white bikini with her gut hanging out. Thank God for retouching! We would think that months of being on the road, working up a sweat on stage every night would help whittle Brit Brit down to her fighting weight, but those boys of hers must have really done a number on her body.





And what’s that we see? A faux-US Magazine, with the headline “Caught in the Act,” in her hand? Yeah, she’s caught in the act alright. The act of her jelly rolls jiggling over her swimsuit and the act of sweating out of her cameltoe. Even the hint of her babymaker is enough to send us to the edge of the pool to yak.

Britney meets Lindsay Lohan

In this photo: Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan at Grand Star Jazz Club...

Britney suffering from Nippotitis?

Britney Spears' infected nippeltitis during her Paris trip is enjoying what seems to be some kind of revival in the cold US weather, not that I’m complaining, boobs and cold weather are one of my favorite combinations. Especially celebrity boobs, it’s almost as good as boobs and honey or boobs and beer or boobs and baby oil or boobs and broccoli. I guess pretty much boobs and everything will make me happy. I’m sure I’m not alone on this.

Britney back from World Tour

Britney Spears is back in the states and taking a break from her worldwide tour and what better way to celebrate some downtime than heading out to party. The pop star partied until the week hours of the morning at the Grand Star Jazz Club in Los Angeles.

She had spent over 8 hours at the Andy LeCompte hair salon and was showing her her stylish new blonde style. Not sure if she was drunk or blinded by the flashes, but sh was grabbing that guy’s shirt like she was about to get pulled into the television in Poltergeist. Not sure if this whole independent Britney thing is going to be the best thing for her keeping things together.