Sunday, April 25, 2010

Britney is forced by Dad to wear bra's


Daddy Spears is sick of seeing picture after picture of Brit Brit's nomadic nipples out and about, so he has enforced a strict "must wear bra in public" policy on her. Daddy is basically dropping a 5150 on her Cheeto nips. Why can't Daddy Spears just let Brit's nipples be great?

According to The Sun, Daddy Spears has threatened the bodyguard who has stood by time after time and let his daughter be photographed without her nipples covered up. A source says, "Jamie's control over Britney's life is incredible. He hates the pictures of her with her nipples all over the place so he has banned her from leaving the house without a bra. He wants her to put across the right impression. One security guard was told he is close to getting fired because he lets her go out without her bra."

Daddy Spears needs to worry about the lumps in the grits and not the lumps on Brit Brit's chichis. Who really cares if Brit Brit is strapping her nipples down or not. Yes, her nipples attract hungry mammals of all sizes who think she's smuggling nuts or pepperonis, but that's on her if a baboon (aka Michael Lohan) bites at her teta. And yes, her nipples ruin most of her shirts by constantly spitting out pork rind grease, but again, that's her problem. Free Brit Brit's nipples!
Posted by: Michael K

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Untouched Photos of Britney


Joining the “brave” new trend, kind of, the controversial pop icon has released pictures from her latest shoot without the aid of photoshop. Spears’ untouched photos were released after the retouched versions, and have the unique ability to be compared side-by-side to the photo-shopped copies to show people how much really changes with a little digital re-touching.

The move is part of a new trend among celebrities and models that embraces au-naturale beauty. Although Britney wasn’t quite as brave as Jessica Simpson. Jessica graced the cover the Marie Claire with a close-up no make-up photo. Brave!

And while there is now some controversy as to whether she had a dash of mascara on, but that’s unfounded for now. The former singer said of the shoot:

“Look at the cover — you can tell! My nose has been broken a couple of times. If you look at a retouched cover of me and you look at the Marie Claire cover, you can see there’s a big difference.”

That’s true. And I think it’s an awesome trend that’s inspiring a little honesty and bringing Hollywood back down to earth a smidge. Spears’ untouched photos reveal the pop star’s butt and legs are a little more ample than shown in her catalogues, but other than that and some complexion adjustments, she’s not all that fake at this point!

Talking about her shoot, Britney was excited about her outfits:

“I got to wear the cutest clothes and they are perfect for summer,” she said to the press. “My favourite set-up was against the gigantic wall of pink cotton candy”

The move is attracting a positive reaction from the industry. Kendra Wilkinson, host of The Girls Next Door spin-off Kendra on E!, was impressed with the no-photoshop move.

“I really love that Britney Spears came out with the pre photoshoppics…I might do that too hahahahaha..scary!!!” She continued, “sometimes we just take the pics n don’t know what the mags n stuff do to the pics till they come out.lol..”

Will we soon see all of our favorite stars as they really are? I think it would be awesome!

On the other side of the argument, some feminists are saying that such a paltry move as going without photoshop in a magazine distracting women from real gender issues such as equal pay, domestic violence and federal representation.

However you look at it, at least it’s a break from the norm of fake women setting unrealistic standards for the youth of America! Would you like to see more stars following the lead of Britney and Jessica?

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Britney Cried


According to rumors, Britney Spears and her boyfriend Jason Trawick were seen fighting last night. She was driving around in Los Angeles, wiping the tears away after a long cry.

Snitches have said that Britney was screaming at Jason and even went as far as hitting him in the face. What puzzles me is why there aren’t any photos of said fight, or video. As many of the paparazzi are following these two around for their meal tickets, you would think video of this “fight” would’ve surfaced by now.

I hope she’s alright. I would hate to see her go back to the craziness that her life was a few years back. All I think she could use right now is a Kleenex and a brush, but those are doable. As opposed to a shaved head and a 5150 hold, that is.

But us girls just have our days when we’re super emotional and a good cry is sometimes the only relief. Am I right, ladies?

Read more: http://allieiswired.com/archives/2010/04/britney-spears-seen-crying-photos

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Britney and boyfriend spent 48 hours in hotel room


Britney Spears and her boyfriend spent 48 hours shut in their luxury hotel room over the weekend.

The 28-year-old singer and her celebrity agent lover Jason Trawick checked into the exclusive Island Hotel in Newport Beach, California, on Friday afternoon. They weren’t seen again until Sunday evening, only making contact with the outside world to order fried chicken, fruit and a massage.

“Jason was keen to spend some quality time with Britney and drove them to the five-star hotel on Friday,” a hotel source told British magazine More! “I think they checked in at 4pm and didn’t emerge from their $530-a-night presidential suite until Sunday afternoon.

“While in the suite, they enjoyed a romantic two-hour couples massage on Saturday afternoon, then ordered two plates of fresh fruit and fried chicken wings.”

Staff at the hotel’s spa later revealed that the couple seemed extremely relaxed and in love during their massages and couldn’t stop smiling at each other.