Brit braless again - looks like a crazy homeless person

Britney Spears is no stranger to the flash of the cameras, and while we’ve seen most every stretched, redneck inch of the girl, we still get a little shimmer of excitement at her succulent sideboob.

Forget for a second that her weave looks like it just went through a washing machine full of dead rats. Forget for a second that she’s freaking insane. Let’s just drift down memory lane, back to a time when we all questioned if she was still a virgin or n- … okay we can’t do it either.

Britney's Sons have Foul Mouths

Britney Spears’ sons Sean and Jayden have potty mouths, according to Gatecrasher. Apparently, Britney brought her boys to the “swag suite” in Los Angeles last week, and her boys decided to run around shouting “Oh sh-t!” Gee, I wonder where they got it? Seriously, where? From Kevin or from Britney? It sounds more like Kevin to me. Britney’s cussing is more of a “my p-ssy is hangin’ out, y’all!” variety.

Britney Spears’ tots have definitely hit the terrible twos and threes, if their language is any indication.


While the singer picked up goodies at a swag suite in L.A. last week, Sean Preston, 3, and Jayden James, 2, shocked guests by repeatedly yelling, “Oh sh-t!”

“We were all surprised by their potty mouths, but it was actually pretty funny,” one onlooker acknowledged.

How did Britney respond to her sons’ antics?

Said the source: “She was too busy picking out freebies to chastise the boys for misbehaving.”

Britney Showing Her Jelly Rolls on her hip

Back to her trademark blonde locks, Britney Spears was seen preparing for a photoshoot in LA yesterday (August 6). For a some, unfathomable reason, the photographers chose to have her pose in a white bikini with her gut hanging out. Thank God for retouching! We would think that months of being on the road, working up a sweat on stage every night would help whittle Brit Brit down to her fighting weight, but those boys of hers must have really done a number on her body.





And what’s that we see? A faux-US Magazine, with the headline “Caught in the Act,” in her hand? Yeah, she’s caught in the act alright. The act of her jelly rolls jiggling over her swimsuit and the act of sweating out of her cameltoe. Even the hint of her babymaker is enough to send us to the edge of the pool to yak.

Britney meets Lindsay Lohan

In this photo: Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan at Grand Star Jazz Club...

Britney suffering from Nippotitis?

Britney Spears' infected nippeltitis during her Paris trip is enjoying what seems to be some kind of revival in the cold US weather, not that I’m complaining, boobs and cold weather are one of my favorite combinations. Especially celebrity boobs, it’s almost as good as boobs and honey or boobs and beer or boobs and baby oil or boobs and broccoli. I guess pretty much boobs and everything will make me happy. I’m sure I’m not alone on this.

Britney back from World Tour

Britney Spears is back in the states and taking a break from her worldwide tour and what better way to celebrate some downtime than heading out to party. The pop star partied until the week hours of the morning at the Grand Star Jazz Club in Los Angeles.

She had spent over 8 hours at the Andy LeCompte hair salon and was showing her her stylish new blonde style. Not sure if she was drunk or blinded by the flashes, but sh was grabbing that guy’s shirt like she was about to get pulled into the television in Poltergeist. Not sure if this whole independent Britney thing is going to be the best thing for her keeping things together.

Britney Suddenly Went Flat

Britney had suddenly large breasts before her twenties. Then she had children and they got bigger. Now, they look…normal. From The Plastic Surgery Channel:

The media’s favorite train wreck is back in the headlines again, and we’re not just talking about her Circus tour. Britney Spears is making headlines for a decision to take out her breast implants.
That is, assuming she had breast implants.

Last year, Rolling Stone reported that Brit’s mom, Lynne, let her get implants as a teen. But when nature took over, and her own breasts developed on top of the implants, her look was a little too voluptuous.


I guess Britney’s breasts don’t really concern me…I’m just glad she seems to be in a better place right now. Do you think she had implants just removed?

Britney Spears Candies Ad Commercial

Britney Spears is now the Candies spokesman....

The Candies ad featuring Britney Spears was just released today July 23, 2009 and now we get to see the work the pop star has been putting into her spokesperson gig.

Not only have we seen a few of the billboards and magazine ads featuring Spears in a very equestrian-themed series, we now get the big television commercial. Britney is bringing success as the Candie’s spokesgirl.

About being a Candie’s spokesperson, Spears says, “I’m so excited to be the face for Candie’s Only at Kohl’s. Candie’s and Kohl’s are doing such great things with my tour. It’s great to work with a line that has such cool clothes and accessories.”

Check out the official Britney Spears Candie’s ad commercial below!

Britney Getting Married Soon?

Always known for her logic and reason and her ability to make great life choices, Britney Spears is marrying her agent, Jason Trawick. Star Magazine reports:

After more than three years of casual hookups, Brit and Jason took their relationship to the next level while they were on vacation in the Bahamas last month. That's when Brit and Jason shared a special night together during which Jason popped the question! "He didn't exactly get down on one knee, but Brit didn’t care. She said yes, and they opened a bottle of champagne to celebrate,” says an insider. “Jason held Britney for a long time and kissed her cheeks. They talked about their future for hours and didn’t go to sleep until after 3 a.m.! They just wanted to be alone together." Britney is already thinking about a December wedding — after her Circus world tour wraps this fall — and wants her big day to far outclass her previous ceremonies.

Wow, what a lucky guy. He must be on top of the world right now. Especially since he's about to marry a dumpy single mother of two with a meth addiction and a court order that regulates her crazy. This is quite unlike when somebody decides to marry me. I hate to brag, but when they say yes, God throws a ceremony like they did at the end of Star Wars so the girl can get a medal for "Best Achievement in Decision Making". Congratulations, my dear! You're the big winner!!!

Britney to embrace Judaism?

Britney Spears might be converting to Judaism for her boyfriend/agent Jason Trawick, according to The Sun:

The singer has been spotted wearing a necklace with the Star of David symbol on during her world tour.

She has even recruited a rabbi to help her study the faith.

A source said: "Britney wants to try the religion Jason was brought up with."
Jesus. -- Whoops, bad choice of words. But seriously, haven't these people suffered enough? Adolf Hitler's probably laughing in his grave right now wishing he came up with it first. "Ha, the holocaust. What was I thinking? Hitler, you so crazy."

Thanks to Jon Smith who knows how to poke a hot ass.