Britney is upset over the new conservatorship ruling

Pop superstar Britney Spears is upset over the new conservatorship ruling which extends her father Jamie's power over her life.

A source said: "Britney is very upset about the conservatorship being extended. She feels very duped by the people around her."

The ruling didn't specify an end date for the conservatorship, though lawyers have said they expect Spears' father to be in charge for another six months to a year.

The next Spears family hearing is set for January 14.

Britney Spears and Jason Trawick: Perfect Couple?

Britney Spears and Jason Trawick: JFK Couple

Making their way through the JKF Airport earlier today (December 19), Britney Spears and boyfriend Jason Trawick were spotted touching down in New York City.

The “3” singer looked cute in jeans, green boots and a bright white coat, while her beau looked nice, too, sporting jeans and a leather jacket while carrying some of Brit’s belongings.

Although the past couple of years have been a bit rough for Ms Spears, she seems to have her feet on the ground once again.

Among other successes, Britney recently showed off her hot body in a skimpy swimwear photo shoot for a Candie’s for Kohl’s ad campaign.

A Nerdy Britney Goes Shopping

Britney Spears seems to be rather fond of her over-sized glasses, and is wearing them at every opportunity.

She took to the stage wearing the metal frames in Australia and also has a pair of huge black glasses.

It does not seem to matter to the singer that they make her look like Brains from Thunderbirds.

The nerdy character, who is a scientific genius, wore large horn-rimmed blue glasses as he invented spaceships, robots and computer software.

Britney might not be up to such technical expertise right now. She is enjoying relaxation time after her Circus tour finished at the end of last month.

That might account for the trilby on her head and relaxed checked shirt she wore with skinny jeans as she visited a convenience store in Los Angeles.

The star has had an up and down week after Pink criticised her for miming during her tour.

Pink said that she would never attend a Britney show because she was brought up to appreciate live music.

'I'm not taking anything away from Britney because I really like her a lot, but I would never go to a show where the person was lip-synching,' she told Women's Health.

'When you grow up listening to Janis Joplin, you're not going to want to see somebody mime.

'I swear to God, I've stuck up for Britney since the beginning,' she added.

But Britney has also been nominated as a 'woman of the year' by MTV for her tour, slapping restraining orders on her former self-proclaimed manager, paparazzo ex-boyfriend and attorney, and making peace with ex-husband Kevin Federline.

She was also 'awarded' a gong by celebrity blogger Perez Hilton this week, for 'Most Improved' star.

Britney Spears celebrates birthday

Britney Spears celebrated her 28th birthday with a shopping spree in Los Angeles.

The pop princess made it her own prerogative to hit the shops in Hollywood with her agent Jason Trawick, who she is thought to be dating, before heading home to be with her sons, Sean Preston, three, and two-year-old Jayden James, reports People.

An onlooker told the mag: "Britney looked so happy - she seemed very excited to spend her morning with Jason."

Did Trawick reject Britney's proposal?

Britney Spears, who is currently touring Australia, is happy and her agent-boyfriend Jason Trawick hasn't rejected her wedding proposal, clarifies a source close to the couple.

Reports that Trawick abruptly left the country after rejecting her wedding proposal are "absolutely false", says the source. "There was no proposal and they were never engaged," people.com quoted the source as saying.

The couple, who know each other for more than six months, had spent time together across Australia with Britney's sons - Preston and Jayden.

When Trawick headed back to Los Angeles instead of spending the holidays, it was simply a matter of logistics. "Jason spent more time in Australia than originally planned. They are very happy," said the source.

Britney Spears and Jason Trawick walking through the Botanical Gardens

Britney Spears and Jason Trawick walking through the Botanical Gardens in Sydney, Australia


Despite OK! magazine claiming the exact opposite, Britney Spears supposedly proposed to her boyfriend Jason Trawick, and was rejected. Cue meltdown number two in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . From Sydney's Daily Telegraph:\

The boyfriend of pop princess Britney Spears has knocked back a marriage proposal from the world-famous singer she made on her tour here.

Just as it worked its magic on megastars Elton John and Michael Jackson, Sydney apparently brought Spears to her knees on Friday when she is said to have proposed marriage to her manager-boyfriend of some three years, Jason Trawick.

Perhaps feeling emotionally open after a difficult Australian tour, the serial bride with two failed marriages at age 27 is said to have been devastated by the rejection.

The knockback may have caused ripples - on Friday night, for what is said to be the first time in the month-long tour, she gave an impromptu address to her audience, with one tour source saying she introduced a song on these lines: "Have you ever really loved somebody? Have you ever really been hurt by somebody?"

This guy Jason is an idiot. If he just said "yes," when he divorced Britney, he would have been set for life -- a life filled with strippers, gambling, and cheesecake (click here to read more about Kevin Federline). Sure, marrying a pop star just for her money can rob a man of all dignity, but who needs something as stupid as dignity when you can spend all day in your underwear ordering the help around. "Jeeves! Refill my sippy cup with liquor now or you're fired!"

Warm Welcome for Britney in Brisbane

Anna Caldwell

November 22, 2009 09:30pm

THEY all knew the miming would be shameless. But with a hefty roar of welcome from Brisbane fans tonight, the message from almost 10,000 fans to starlet Britney Spears was clear - they didn't mind.

If the "leave Britney alone'' and "save Britney" T-shirts were any indication, the Spears army was poised to defend their lip-synching heroine on the back of successive bad reviews.

Lip-synching aside (which was never a surprise), Spears doesn't move as well as she used to.

If you remember the blonde teen who busted moves in Hit Me Baby One More Time, you would have been sorely disappointed by the woman who strutted more than anything else and was carried (literally, at times) by her breath-taking back up cast.

But the fact is this - as far as comebacks go, the Spears Circus is spectacular.

Far from the images of the popstar-turned-trainwreck that have been beamed around the world in recent years, tonight Spears appeared on stage as a glowing teen idol.

Hoisted high above the Brisbane Entertainment Centre in the arm of an umbrella, she was the ringmaster - it was hard to believe this was the same woman who has been the protagonist of countless scandals, ranging from head shaving to carrying her baby unrestrained on her lap in the car.

Her sculpted body carries off the skimpy costumes she flaunts, and her wide smile and bright blonde hair scream glossy pop star perfection.

There is no denying she has a set list that's defined teen pop over the past decade.

Brisbane fans have waited a long while for this three-ringed circus - she doesn't sing and she doesn't move like the best of them, but as far as her glitter-clad army was concerned, Britney was back.

Lip syncing Spears' tour tickets on sale for 55 pence

The lip-syncing backlash against pop princess Britney Spears has caused the prices of her Australian tour tickets to plummet from a whopping 800 pounds to as little as 55 pence.

Hundreds of tickets for the 'Womanizer' hitmaker's Australian tour have gone up for sale on eBay
following complaints about her miming, reported Daily Mail online.

The American pop star has faced a backlash from Australian fans who had walked out of her two-hour 'Circus' shows and demanded their money back after discovering that she was miming the songs.

Dozens more tickets went on sale on Thursday after the pop princess failed to wow fans with her first Melbourne show on Wednesday evening. The starting price for some tickets has been as low as 55p.

Most fans are offering tickets in pairs or multiples, creating a buyers' market with tickets being sold well under their face value of 90 pounds.

The 27-year-old performer is reportedly hurt by the "cruel" critical reviews of her opening shows in Australia and issued a statement earlier in the week saying she was not performing for the critics but for her fans.

Reports suggested that some of the fans were so disappointed that were offering to give away premium tickets outside the show venue.

Britney Spears fans slam 'mime'

Britney Spears speaks on Australian Circus tour miming row
By Alyssa Braithwaite

BRITNEY Spears has hit back at critical media reports of her Circus tour, saying she came to Australia for her fans.

The pop star arrived in the country last week amid controversy over her lip-synching stage performance, and soon faced reports that disappointed fans walked out of her opening show in Perth.

Spears has been keeping a low profile since arriving in Melbourne earlier this week, but she responded to the criticism today.

"I hear there is a lot of controversy in the media about my show," Spears said in a statement.

"Some reporters have said they love it and some don't. I came to Australia for my fans!"

Spears is due to play the first of three sold-out shows in Melbourne on Wednesday night, and has been indulging in some retail therapy.

"Went shopping on Collins Street yesterday and got a lot of my Christmas presents. Melbourne is beautiful. Can't wait to see more. -Britney," she wrote on Twitter on Tuesday.

Aussie DJ Havana Brown, who is touring with Spears, said she is surprised by the savaging the pop princess has received here.

Brown said there was no negative reaction from fans and the media about lip-synching and lacklustre performances in Europe, where they toured before Australia.

"I think it's quite well known that she has lip-synched in the past. I don't think it's any surprise to anybody," Brown told AAP.

"There was nothing like that in Europe. I think everyone knew what they were in for, and I think everyone should know here as well.

"I'm not quite sure what the fuss is about."

Brown was personally chosen by Spears' father and manager to open the Circus tour in Europe and Australia.

The Melbourne native gets the crowds warmed up for Spears each night and then sits back to enjoy the spectacle.

She said there was an "incredible response" at the first two shows in Perth, and she hoped Aussie fans would make up their own minds about the concert.

"It's sad. I want people to be positive about her - she's doing so well, and she's looking so good, and the show is amazing," she said.

"I want everyone to make their own opinion, rather than be persuaded by what's been in the media."

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Britney prefers 'iconic' Beatles to Elvis Presley

Melbourne, October 29 (ANI): Britney Spears has revealed that she prefers rocking to the tunes of the Beatles rather than those of Elvis Presley.

The pop princess was asked in an interview via email who would she choose between the two music legends.

"Beatles, they are just so iconic," the Herald Sun quoted her as saying.

he singer, who will soon begin her Australian tour in Perth, was also quizzed about the frequently played song on her iPod.

She said: "Right now its Beyonce's Halo. It just puts me in a trance, it's so well written and she is so intense singing it." (ANI)

Britney's Being Pulled in Too Many Directions

In Celebs by Meieli Sawyer Detoni

Britney Spears is having trouble keeping it together because her father Jamie has put too tight of a leash on her, reports say. The comeback queen might not be all she seems, insiders say, since she's been having trouble processing exactly what's going on in her life.

Jamie, Britney's dad, is said to guard her so closely that she's actually lost track of what day it is, as well as the actual time (what?). Word has it that Britney's floating in and out of reality, with barely a bearing on the real world:

"She is so out of it she just doesn't care anymore. She just does what she's told and is totally in her world. She'll even call people at all hours of night for a general conversation and acts like it's the middle of the day or something."

Jamie's been careful to keep Britney from bad influences, but others say he's going too far. One source said that Britney's staff has been fired systematically to keep her from finding someone to lean on.

"Britney's family has seen what happens when she gets too close to outsiders and they lose control, they don't want it happening again," spilled the source.

Today is "Baby One More Time" 11th anniversary

Let's celebrate the anniversary of Britney's first single launched 11 years ago this day. Enjoy!

Love with Jason Trawick Saved Britney?

After a terrible marriage to Kevin Federline and rocky flings with JR Rotem, Isaac Cohen, Howie Day and Adnan Ghalib, Britney Spears may have found The One.
That would be Jason Trawick, her agent-turned-boyfriend.

"'He's the kind of man you would dream of your daughter marrying. The kids love him, and he's stable,'" says Brit's mom Lynne Spears, according to Us.
Jason Trawick, 37, stood by Britney during her darkest moments, like when she was involuntarily committed twice to a psychiatric hospital in early 2008.
During that period in her life she lost many people close to her - not to mention custody of sons Sean Preston, 4, and Jayden James, 3. But Jason stayed.

Jason Trawick has saved Britney Spears. We'd actually give more credit to her father, Jamie, but there's no question that her new boyfriend is a great influence.
"Most everyone else abandoned her, but Jason refused to be completely cut out of Britney's life," says a source close to her "He's very protective of her."
Besides his quick wit and ability to make her laugh in any situation, the best attribute of Jason Trawick is that he accepts Britney Spears - drama and all.
"She has been honest with Jason about what she’s been through in a way that I don't think she's been with other people, and he always preferred to not sugarcoat the harsh reality of what happened to her," says a pal.
"He tells her that she should take responsibility for her own actions."
Bold idea. Now we just need Jason to date Lindsay Lohan next.

Kevin Federline to join Britney Spears in Australia

From: The Daily Telegraph

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Down under visit ... Britney Spears and Kevin Federline. Source: The Daily Telegraph
BRITNEY Spears is set to bring some baggage from her past when she hits Australia for her national tour next month - her ex-husband Kevin Federline.

Federline is to jet in to look after the couple's two boys, Sean Preston, 4, and Jayden James, 3, while Spears tours and is also planning on raising money for a children's charity.

Federline, who has put on weight since he was a back-up dancer for Spears, is also expected to be looking newly slim when he arrives in Australia.

A contestant on US reality show Celebrity Fit Club, Federline has already lost 20kg and is expected to be looking even leaner. He and the boys will join Spears for her concert leg in Brisbane.

Britney Spears With Jason Trawick Together Again

They haven’t been pictured together in months, and it was rumoured that the never confirmed relationship between Britney Spears and her manager Jason Trawick had come to an end.

But then yesterday in Los Angeles we managed to spot the pair going a little drive together, and by the looks of it they seemed happy as Larry in each other’s company. Which begs the question; are the two still an item, or were they ever actually dating at all?!

Well whether she’s dating Jason or not, we just bet Brit is glad not to still be with sleazy British Paparazzo Adnan Ghalib, who is currently facing a year in jail after pleading no contest in court yesterday after he allegedly fled the scene of an accident where he reportedly drove his car toward a man serving a restraining order against him from Britney’s dad.

Britney Bought a Bird as Her New Pet

Britney Spears New Pet: Yellow Parakeet

With singer Britney Spears’ Circus world tour coming to an end, the pop princess has decided to treat herself. But it wasn’t clothes, shoes or handbags she treated herself too, it was a pet parakeet that she bought herself.

According to reports from newspostonline.com, 27-year old Britney was at a Calabasas, California pet store shopping for dog food on September 30th, when she noticed the bird and just decided that she had to buy it.

An eyewitness said that the “Toxic” singer, who was also seen spending a lot of money on sugary delicacies for her sweet tooth, settled on the yellow parakeet and bought a big white cage and several toys for the bird too.

Britney in a pair of hot soccer shorts

Here’s Britney Spears in a sweet little pair of booty shorts and knee high socks. I wish I had more pictures for you, but the paparazzi must have passed out at the site of that little thing. I know I would. I have boxer shorts that are bigger than that. Unfortunately I think we should enjoy this tight ass while we still can because now that her tour is over this thing could potentially become quite large. I’ll keep you posted.

Britney completes US tour without any major hitch

Britney Spears wrapped up the North American leg of her “Circus” tour this past weekend, and the country breathed a collective sigh of relief. Though she still has a few dates to perform in Australia, it’s safe to say that Britney managed to pull off her tour. No meltdowns. No major drama. She did a good job, got mostly decent reviews, and has now made significant headway in her comeback.

BRITNEY SPEARS’ Circus has packed up and headed out of town.
The pop princess concluded the North American leg of her World Tour by playing two dates in Las Vegas over the weekend.

MEL B, MILEY CYRUS and BARRY MANILOW were spotted among thousands of fans who watched the singer in action at the Mandalay Theater.

The singer will now head Down Under for six dates in 18 days which will bring the curtain down on the whole Circus Tour.

Britney found time in between her Vegas gigs to splash out £2,000 in a candy store with her two boys JAYDEN JAMES and SEAN PRESTON.

A source told People: “She got a bunch of candy and shirts for her kids and got a bunch of the couture lollipops to give to her backup dancers.

[From The Sun]

£2,000 is about $3,100 of candy. I don’t care how many t-shirts and fancy lollipops Britney bought for her dancers, $3,100 at a candy store is still shocking. I’d really be curious to know how much she spent on her sons. Something tells me Brit’s never placed much of a priority on nutrition and healthy eating habits with her kids. What the Sun didn’t mention is that Britney’s maybe boyfriend/maybe ex (and definitely current manager) Jason Trawick was also at the candy store with her. They haven’t been seen together in a long time and he was spotted out and about with another woman in mid-August. Are Brit and Jason together, or was he just there in an agent capacity?

Britney ended her Vegas show on quite a high note – she gave Lance Bass a lap dance.

Britney Spears concluded the American leg of her wildly-successful Circus tour at Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas, Nevada on Sunday by giving former ‘N Sync heartthrob Lance Bass a tawdry lap dance on stage.

During her rendition of Breathe on Me, Britney called the 30-year-old Bass out of the audience and gave the fresh-faced DWTS alum a sexy bump-n-grind.

Britney Spears Takes a Smoke Break - or two!

Bass was among a slew of celebrities that caught the Womanizer singer in Sin City for the shows; also spotted in the audience throughout the weekend were Barry Manilow, Miley Cyrus and Mel B.

[From Radar]

I’m assuming Lance knew that was going to happen, or it could have been quite embarrassing. Britney does that in all of her concerts with an audience member, but presumably she asked Lance if he wanted to be a part of it. No videos have turned up on YouTube yet, but I sure hope they do. Lance and Britney have known each other forever – she used to open up for NSYNC back in the day. A lot of people in his position might have found themselves very uncomfortable. Presumably Britney gave him a $50 lollipop and sent him on his way.

Spears to Release Singles' Collection and a new Single

She has had a packed schedule that has kept her busy (and out of trouble) for almost a year and now Britney Spears is continuing the milk the success she has enjoyed since her public breakdown. Not only will Spears be releasing an album titled The Singles Collection, she will be putting out a new single called ‘3′.

Britney Spears and her crew continues to pump out the product for the pop songstress with a highly anticipated boxed set with 17 of her biggest hits. It has been since 2004 since Spears released a Greatest Hits album and so to hear this news should not be so surprising.

According to BritneySpears.com,
The Singles Collection will be available for purchase as a standard set and a packaged box set. The standard set will include 17 of her biggest hits. The ultimate fan box set will contain all 29 of Spears’ singles individually packaged in slip sleeves with their original artwork and B-sides or remixes. The box set will also include a DVD with all of Brit’s videos from past to present and a photo booklet with various photos spanning her career.

The new album will also include a brand spankin’ new track titled “3″ that was recorded with Max Martin, the man behind the successful “Baby, One More Time”.

A November 24th, 2009 release date is when you can expect the The Singles Collection album to be on store shelves. Sounds like a good Christmas gift for that Britney Spears fan on your list?

Brit Brit will be releasing Revised: The Singles Collection in November 2009, which will be a double disc release of re-recorded, remixed and revised versions of 18 of Spears' singles!!!! It will have a haunted theme.

Children Custody Agreement extended

According to TMZ, Los Angeles County Superior Court judge has extended the custody agreement that gives Britney Spears and ex-husband Kevin Federline joint custody of their two children, Sean Preston and Jayden James. The order, which was originally put in place to cover Spears' Circus tour, will last through the end of the year.

Under the terms of the deal, Britney — who at one point had lost custody of the children due to her chaotic personal life — was allowed to travel with the boys while on tour, provided she make arrangements for Federline's lodging if he chose to accompany them.

Unnamed sources told TMZ that the sealed order is highly detailed, but that it provides Spears with a minimum of 50/50 custody or more at times. In return, Federline gets $20,000 a month in child support, as well as $20,000-$25,000 additional a month when the boys travel outside of California. The judge will re-evaluate the custody arrangements at the end of the year, but the joint custody appears to be the plan going forward.

While Spears has been traversing the globe in support of her Circus album — which will travel to Australia in November — a noticeably heftier Federline has signed up to appear on VH1's "Celebrity Fit Club." Reportedly joining him on the show will be singer Bobby Brown, Federline's ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson and former "Baywatch" star Nicole Eggert.

Britney Spears Covers Alanis Morissette In North Carolina

Pop Princess Britney Covered The ‘90s Rocker’s Breakthrough Hit At Her “the Circus Starring Britney Spears” Tour Stop In Greensboro, North Carolina On Saturday Night.

In footage of the performance on YouTube, Britney belted the song – appearing to sing without a backing track — while addressing male dancers sitting in chairs.

Brit’s done

Out-of-shape Britney performing on stage

I guess Britney’s been in concert for the last year or so and it makes me really wonder what condition the crotch of these pantless, genital hugging costumes is in right now, but more importantly, how I am going to get my hands on the shit to give it a lick and see what it tastes like or whether it will get me high because knowing Britney’s hygiene, I am surprised these shit haven’t turned crotchless from the holes the acidity of her pussy juice and her sweat made, and I guess that doesn’t matter, and what does matter is that I have pictures of her performing the other night that look just like all the pics of her performances the last year because it is the same crap show….

Britney Spears is just your average mom

Britney, looking very much a mother in the making. A very ordinary mother indeed.




Britney Spears took her kids to see Shrek the Musical last night and looked relatively low key. For Britney Spears. Though I have no idea why she's wearing glasses one second then not wearing them next. Except I do and it's because her meds wore off. GET OUT OF THE CITY!

Britney Spears Fans Kicked Out for Provocative Dancing

Fans at Britney Spears’ Madison Square Garden show Tuesday were ejected by security for dancing too provocatively. Wait a minute there seems to be a double standard here. Meanwhile, Britney is onstage gyrating halfnaked and singing ‘Get Naked.’ That’s too funny.

One of those yanked by guards, Sandra Ion, a Dramatics hair salon manager, said: “I guess there had been a complaint from someone in our section that our dancing was too risque. Meanwhile, Britney is onstage gyrating half-naked and singing ‘Get Naked.’ It was totally ridiculous. They should have just moved whoever complained instead of all of us.” Ion says that guards forced her and her pals, including Amanda Lapore’s stylist Harliquin, to miss three songs, and Garden management refused to reimburse them. A rep for the Garden did not return a call for comment.

Britney Spears And Russell Brand to co-host MTV Music Awards again

Russell Brand is going to host another year of the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards. To celebrate this, he taped another promotion video with Britney Spears, much in the same vein as last year when the two of them did a commercial advertising the awards together.

Last year, they sat in a room together and Britney pretended not to know Russell’s last name. He knocked off her mistake by saying it would soon be her surname: Britney Brand.

This year, Britney is lounging at poolside in a white bikini and Brand is reading the paper in what looks like an condo. The two have thoughts about each other and can read each other’s thinking.

On the one hand, it’s refreshing to see Britney is a sex symbol again as Brand chants, “Sleep With Me Britney.” She can always count on MTV to get her back on track. Check out the videos below.

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Britney Still in Love With Adnan Ghalib?

Britney Spears is still in love with Adnan Ghalib and so it seemed. Now if that doesn’t sound like something spun from Adnan’s PR camp, I don’t know what is. “Sources” are claiming Britney is still in love with the trouble maker and that her relationship with Jason Trawick is only a cover.

Jamie Spears has crafted this clever story to make it look like Britney and Jasonare an item, while really not. Britney would be withAdnan if she had her choice. From FOX News:

According to a very close insider, Spears is still madly in love with paparazzo Adnan Ghalib, who she dated for a few months at the beginning of last year during her darkest days.

Our source also confirmed speculation that she’s dating her 37-year-old William Morris agent, Jason Trawick, although it seems her dad is the one most involved in the romance.

“Jamie is really, really pushing the relationship with Jason, he thinks he’s a really good influence on Britney,” added our source. “And the last thing he wants is Britney going back to Adnan. She would if she could.”

I don’t see what the attraction was then, I don’t know what it could possibly be about now. Adnan is still with his wife, so obviously he doesn’t feel the same way. Do you think these rumors are really true about how Britney feels?

Britney Spears in Pink Bikini in Marina del Rey

Britney Spears was last linked agent Jason Trawick and looks like that's over. Reports are that he's the one who ended the relationship; however, there are also reports that there never really was a relationship but just people talking and believing whatever they heard.


According to worldofbritney.com, which is nothing but a compilation of Spears' news and rumors, Britney Spears’ biographer Steve Dennis claims the singer is not romantically involved with her agent Jason Trawick.

Steve, who wrote ‘Britney: Inside The Dream,’ allegedly spoke to 37-year-old Jason’s colleagues at the William Morris Agency (after the Endeavor merger, will be know as WME2) in LA. “A person at William Morris who knows Jason told me, ‘Of course, it’s not true.’ And I think there is mild amusement that this ‘relationship’ story has grown legs, let alone been taken seriously.”

He said: “It’s not the first time he’s been linked with her. What’s surprising second time around is that everyone seems to have swallowed it hook, line and sinker.”

Brit braless again - looks like a crazy homeless person

Britney Spears is no stranger to the flash of the cameras, and while we’ve seen most every stretched, redneck inch of the girl, we still get a little shimmer of excitement at her succulent sideboob.

Forget for a second that her weave looks like it just went through a washing machine full of dead rats. Forget for a second that she’s freaking insane. Let’s just drift down memory lane, back to a time when we all questioned if she was still a virgin or n- … okay we can’t do it either.

Britney's Sons have Foul Mouths

Britney Spears’ sons Sean and Jayden have potty mouths, according to Gatecrasher. Apparently, Britney brought her boys to the “swag suite” in Los Angeles last week, and her boys decided to run around shouting “Oh sh-t!” Gee, I wonder where they got it? Seriously, where? From Kevin or from Britney? It sounds more like Kevin to me. Britney’s cussing is more of a “my p-ssy is hangin’ out, y’all!” variety.

Britney Spears’ tots have definitely hit the terrible twos and threes, if their language is any indication.


While the singer picked up goodies at a swag suite in L.A. last week, Sean Preston, 3, and Jayden James, 2, shocked guests by repeatedly yelling, “Oh sh-t!”

“We were all surprised by their potty mouths, but it was actually pretty funny,” one onlooker acknowledged.

How did Britney respond to her sons’ antics?

Said the source: “She was too busy picking out freebies to chastise the boys for misbehaving.”

Britney Showing Her Jelly Rolls on her hip

Back to her trademark blonde locks, Britney Spears was seen preparing for a photoshoot in LA yesterday (August 6). For a some, unfathomable reason, the photographers chose to have her pose in a white bikini with her gut hanging out. Thank God for retouching! We would think that months of being on the road, working up a sweat on stage every night would help whittle Brit Brit down to her fighting weight, but those boys of hers must have really done a number on her body.





And what’s that we see? A faux-US Magazine, with the headline “Caught in the Act,” in her hand? Yeah, she’s caught in the act alright. The act of her jelly rolls jiggling over her swimsuit and the act of sweating out of her cameltoe. Even the hint of her babymaker is enough to send us to the edge of the pool to yak.

Britney meets Lindsay Lohan

In this photo: Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan at Grand Star Jazz Club...

Britney suffering from Nippotitis?

Britney Spears' infected nippeltitis during her Paris trip is enjoying what seems to be some kind of revival in the cold US weather, not that I’m complaining, boobs and cold weather are one of my favorite combinations. Especially celebrity boobs, it’s almost as good as boobs and honey or boobs and beer or boobs and baby oil or boobs and broccoli. I guess pretty much boobs and everything will make me happy. I’m sure I’m not alone on this.