Britney Suddenly Went Flat

Britney had suddenly large breasts before her twenties. Then she had children and they got bigger. Now, they look…normal. From The Plastic Surgery Channel:

The media’s favorite train wreck is back in the headlines again, and we’re not just talking about her Circus tour. Britney Spears is making headlines for a decision to take out her breast implants.
That is, assuming she had breast implants.

Last year, Rolling Stone reported that Brit’s mom, Lynne, let her get implants as a teen. But when nature took over, and her own breasts developed on top of the implants, her look was a little too voluptuous.


I guess Britney’s breasts don’t really concern me…I’m just glad she seems to be in a better place right now. Do you think she had implants just removed?

Britney Spears Candies Ad Commercial

Britney Spears is now the Candies spokesman....

The Candies ad featuring Britney Spears was just released today July 23, 2009 and now we get to see the work the pop star has been putting into her spokesperson gig.

Not only have we seen a few of the billboards and magazine ads featuring Spears in a very equestrian-themed series, we now get the big television commercial. Britney is bringing success as the Candie’s spokesgirl.

About being a Candie’s spokesperson, Spears says, “I’m so excited to be the face for Candie’s Only at Kohl’s. Candie’s and Kohl’s are doing such great things with my tour. It’s great to work with a line that has such cool clothes and accessories.”

Check out the official Britney Spears Candie’s ad commercial below!

Britney Getting Married Soon?

Always known for her logic and reason and her ability to make great life choices, Britney Spears is marrying her agent, Jason Trawick. Star Magazine reports:

After more than three years of casual hookups, Brit and Jason took their relationship to the next level while they were on vacation in the Bahamas last month. That's when Brit and Jason shared a special night together during which Jason popped the question! "He didn't exactly get down on one knee, but Brit didn’t care. She said yes, and they opened a bottle of champagne to celebrate,” says an insider. “Jason held Britney for a long time and kissed her cheeks. They talked about their future for hours and didn’t go to sleep until after 3 a.m.! They just wanted to be alone together." Britney is already thinking about a December wedding — after her Circus world tour wraps this fall — and wants her big day to far outclass her previous ceremonies.

Wow, what a lucky guy. He must be on top of the world right now. Especially since he's about to marry a dumpy single mother of two with a meth addiction and a court order that regulates her crazy. This is quite unlike when somebody decides to marry me. I hate to brag, but when they say yes, God throws a ceremony like they did at the end of Star Wars so the girl can get a medal for "Best Achievement in Decision Making". Congratulations, my dear! You're the big winner!!!

Britney to embrace Judaism?

Britney Spears might be converting to Judaism for her boyfriend/agent Jason Trawick, according to The Sun:

The singer has been spotted wearing a necklace with the Star of David symbol on during her world tour.

She has even recruited a rabbi to help her study the faith.

A source said: "Britney wants to try the religion Jason was brought up with."
Jesus. -- Whoops, bad choice of words. But seriously, haven't these people suffered enough? Adolf Hitler's probably laughing in his grave right now wishing he came up with it first. "Ha, the holocaust. What was I thinking? Hitler, you so crazy."

Thanks to Jon Smith who knows how to poke a hot ass.

Britney Spears Popping Pills Again

Maybe she hasn’t quite cleaned up her act yet. Britney Spears, who is currently on tour in Europe, was caught downing diet pills and Red Bull before a performance by her father Jamie Spears. According to a source, the ‘Circus’ performer will basically take anything in sight that acts like a stimulant. Why? Well, here’s a theory:

“Britney was definitely trying to get high by taking too many diet pills and energy drinks,” the source. “Jamie thinks the combination of the two is making her whacked-out and, causing her to lash out in weird angry rampages.”

But that’s not all. The insider said “Britney uses green-tea supplements, [Lab 88’s herbal ephedra-free] Metabo Speed XXX, Dexatrim and apple cider vinegar to control her weight and energy levels. She also pours those 5-Hour energy drinks into her Red Bulls,” according to the site.

Getting high by taking Redbull and weight loss pills? That is a new low! She must be pretty desperate for a buzz if that’s how she’s going about getting it. What’s next, huffing hairspray backstage? Now don’t get any ideas, Britney!





Britney Spears Caught Popping Pills

Britney Spears was caught popping pills while on the Paris leg of her tour. That’s especially not good for Britney for several reasons: a. Daddy is always watching, b. people just saw what happened to Michael Jackson’s pill popping habit and c. Britney already had a rumored history of popping pills and it could become worse!

Supposedly it was Britney’s daddy-o that caught her washing down the diet pills. Of course no confirmation will ever be given, but Fox News says:

A family insider says Britney was caught by her conservator/dad Jamie Spears popping over-the-counter diet pills and washing them down with Red Bull before a performance on her Circus tour.

“Britney was definitely trying to get high by taking too many diet pills and energy drinks,” the source told the site. “Jamie thinks the combination of the two is making her whacked-out and, causing her to lash out in weird angry rampages.”

I really hope this isn’t true. Britney was doing so well and looked so much better than she has in year’s past. Britney, if you’re popping pills, knock it off!

Britney goes boating with both sons

Still enjoying a break from her world tour, Britney took her sons Sean and Jayden for a 2-hour yacht ride. The pop star wore a bikini top under a long-sleeve tee, which is the closest she’s come to wearing a bra in a long time. The quality family time will soon come to an end as Britney returns to work on July 4th in Paris.

Despite her non-stop schedule, Brit-Brit somehow managed to find time to film a music video for her song ‘Radar,’ which first appeared on her Blackout album before bizarrely making it onto her Circus album as well. In the video, she stalks a polo player and looks much sexier than she ever does in real life. All in all, pretty typical Britney fare. Enjoy the video below.

Britney is Crazy over Frappucino

Seen here Thursday feeding her Frappucino addiction, Britney Spears is not wearing a wig and has actually dyed her hair black again. Perhaps the stress of touring is bringing out the Britney of yore. Perhaps. Who knows? Maybe she just wants to remind people that, no matter how in shape her ass is, she'll still murder a nun for a cheeseburger. Or worse: Show us her ass. I'll be good!

Britney Spears’ Latest Video ‘Radar’ Hits The Internet

Britney Spears latest video, Radar, was leaked to the Internet today. According to reports Britney shot Radar in May at the Bacara Resort & Spa in Santa Barbara, California. In the video (below) it appears that Brit’s got her abs back, and she sashays her way into a polo match and seduces a two men, a polo player and a really rich guy.

We’re not so sure how we feel about this video. It’s classic Britney, that’s for sure. So I guess we should all be happy that Brit’s back. But would it hurt her to think outside the box for once? If Madonna is truly her idol she should amp up the music videos a bit, no?